The Greatest Soap Opera of All

(Image: Dancing with the Stars at Whatever It Is, I'm Against It)Gore Vidal wrote, about 35 years ago:Some years ago a friend remarked to a brand-new President's wife (a woman of unique charm, wit, sensibility, and good grooming) that there was no phrase in our language which so sets the teeth on edge as "First Lady.""Oh, how true!" said that lady, after the tiniest of pauses. "I keep telling