Last Summer It Was "Star Trek" ...

... this summer it will be "The Karate Kid" that tedious screaming weenies are claiming has been defiled by Hollywood, their childhood ripped open and gutted so that Hollywood could make money, and "the movie isn't out yet, but the trailers are all over the web and, well, this is about principle." You have been notified.

Meanwhile, for those who take their cinema seriously and laugh Hollywood to scorn, this good news.


Denmark Introduces Harrowing New Tourism Ads Directed By Lars Von Trier

Last Summer It Was "Star Trek" ...

... this summer it will be "The Karate Kid" that tedious screaming weenies are claiming has been defiled by Hollywood, their childhood ripped open and gutted so that Hollywood could make money, and "the movie isn't out yet, but the trailers are all over the web and, well, this is about principle." You have been notified.Meanwhile, for those who take their cinema seriously and laugh Hollywood to

Last Summer It Was "Star Trek" ...

... this summer it will be "The Karate Kid" that tedious screaming weenies are claiming has been defiled by Hollywood, their childhood ripped open and gutted so that Hollywood could make money, and "the movie isn't out yet, but the trailers are all over the web and, well, this is about principle." You have been notified.Meanwhile, for those who take their cinema seriously and laugh Hollywood to

Sunshine Lollipops -- Not

(I may be posting a bit less for the next few days -- I'm having connection problems.)I always vowed never to become the sort of crabby old geezer who’d sit around yammering, “Ah, they don’t make rock’n’roll the way they used to! Why can’t they play something like ‘Heroin’? That was a pretty song, they don’t write songs like that anymore. It’s just a bunch of damn noise, what these kids are

Sunshine Lollipops -- Not

(I may be posting a bit less for the next few days -- I'm having connection problems.)I always vowed never to become the sort of crabby old geezer who’d sit around yammering, “Ah, they don’t make rock’n’roll the way they used to! Why can’t they play something like ‘Heroin’? That was a pretty song, they don’t write songs like that anymore. It’s just a bunch of damn noise, what these kids are