Why Doth the Heathen Phart?

By the way, I think I've finally figured out why liberal Democrats go batshit crazy at those of us who criticize their President from the left (and don't let's mention Ralph Nader, whose mere name still provokes spittle and accusations that he cost Gore the 2000 election, from people who really know better but just can't help themselves). There's usually a lot of projection involved, of course: