Turn On Limbaugh, Tune In O'Reilly, Drop Out

One of the benefits of having an AOL.com mail account is that it throws so much junk news at me -- basically trying to ascend to the level of People, but not trying very hard. It keeps me in touch with the corporate-media agenda at its cheesiest and often at its creepiest, and it's a reminder of what a good many Americans evidently consider news. (If they didn't, they'd look to other sources.)